Elite Nightlife Generalship Coaching
It happened again didn't it?
Another painful night of coming home frustrated.
- no girl wanted to talk
- all the dudes were annoying
- the service was terrible
And just when you started to get some traction, here comes a cockblock to ruin everything.
It seems like you can't ever catch a break.
The same night feels like it repeats itself again and again and again.
These thoughts torment you for hours on end as you toss and turn while struggling to sleep.
Just when it seems like you've knocked out, you awake with a head-splitting hangover.
Great...
Not only was last night ruined, but today is about to be ruined as well.
Deep down you KNOW life isn't supposed to be this way, yet nothing ever changes.
But where to start?
You watched some PUA videos.
That didn't help.
Then you bought a designer shirt.
That didn't help either.
Then you bought bottle service.
It got some female attention, but only until the alcohol was gone.
Damn.......
All those promises you saw in those commercials leading nowhere.
Was it all a lie?
Surely there must be a way to set the night on fire and have an electric time?
And that answer is....
DRUMROLL
Nightlife generalship mastery.
Have you ever seen a guy who seems worse than you in every category:
- money
- fitness
- looks
- etc
Yet seems to have the magic touch everywhere he goes?
That's because he knows HOW to move.
You see, nightlife isn't a "random happy fun time"....
It's a game.
And if you approach a game without strategy, you'll get "random" results.
Hi. My name is M.I. and today I want to tell you more about how you can develop this "missing puzzle piece" to change your life forever.
You see, I used to be just like you.
I used to go through all the pain of trying to navigate the brutal nightlife gauntlet with zero awareness.
Determined to find the answer, I went out for 4+ nights a week for several years.
I traveled to the most competitive and cutthroat cities.
- Vegas
- Miami
- LA
Places where even the most seasoned playboy gets filleted and sent home with his balls missing and his tail between his legs.
During that time, I encountered all kinds of characters who had the "x factor" of knowing how to move.
These guys were objectively worse than me in many categories, yet they still knew something I didn't.
And this "something" was so powerful it compensated for everything else.
When I started applying it, I couldn't believe the results.
People started treating me like a superstar celebrity everywhere I went.
One night out I ran into a bitchy girl I used to know, and she looked at me as if she had just been hit by a freight train.
Pure shock.
Even old friends could no longer recognize me.
A panic swept through the population.
All because I was carrying myself differently.
And now I'm sharing this same formula with you.
So what are the ingredients of nightlife generalship?
- Knowing WHERE to go
- Knowing HOW to act
- Knowing how to POSITION yourself
- Knowing what to AVOID
You see, for many people, the night is over before it even begins.
It's like throwing a ball.
If the wind-up is sloppy, you'll end up missing the mark.
But. If you do the right "pre-work", you put yourself in a position to be "lucky".
So next time you see someone "on fire" and wonder "how does he do it?", now you know.
And you can do the same.
How does nightlife generalship change your experience?
You will learn:
- how to never wait in lines again
- how to never have a hangover again (even while boozing heavy)
- how to get free drinks for life
- how to gain access to what's "off-menu"
- how to get hotter girls while making it look effortless
- how to build real status in venues (not buying bottle service)
- how to filter time wasters, attention whores, and idiots
- how to set your night up to win before it starts
- how to neutralize cockblocks and playa haters
- how to make your body language more attractive
- how to dress properly
- the unwritten rules you're probably violating
- how to outmaneuver your competition
- how to tighten your position + logistics
- how to navigate cliques + clout circles
- how to hand-pick a winning team (and who to cut)
- the nuclear mistakes you want to avoid
Without understanding these things, you're essentially walking through a minefield blind.
When you're aware of them, it's like walking through a hurricane without feeling the wind.
(While everyone else does).
A serious unfair advantage.
And this compounds heavily over time.
After going out and witnessing pure cringe, it reminded me what I have.
And because of this, I've decided to give back.
I want to reach out to the people in my old position and help them save all the time / energy / pain / frustration I had to go through to learn these things.
Until you really develop this skill-set, you don't know how good life can be.
Everyone deserves to feel this way, yet only few ever will.
In fact, I've never seen this kind of offer anywhere else.
Just some variation of weesh "PUA bootcamps" where you go around spam approaching uninterested girls all day.
Or a "VIP experience" where your host disappears with your bottle and leaves you standing in a corner with your dick in your hand.
This isn't just about "swooping"...
This is about changing your entire life FOREVER.
You see, when you know how to move properly, you'll find that the rewards go far deeper than getting more pussy.
You'll cross paths with important people, get more opportunities, and actually ENJOY your life for once.
Due to the intensity of this transformation, the offer will only be limited to a select few candidates.
Some might say this offer is too expensive.
This offer is also not for them.
What's really expensive is spending your entire life striking out when all it takes is a bit of info to set you straight.
If you prefer to live that way go ahead and close the window now.
Still here?
Click "I WANT THIS" to get started.
A complete audit of your lifestyle with a custom gameplan to level up forever.